A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have Energex written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine," the wife says. "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine!", she says. "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break!"
"I'm not a carpenter, and I don't want to fix the steps!" he says. "Does it look like I have Home Depot written on my forehead? I don't think so! I've had enough of you, I'm going to the pub!!"
So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours, then he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and he decides to go home.
As he walks up to the house, he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices that the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey," he asks, "How did all this get fixed?"
She says "Well, when you left, I sat outside and started crying. This nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all of the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake."
Her husband says "So what kind of cake did you bake him?
She replies, "HELLOOOOO!!!! Do you see Sara Lee written on my forehead??? I DON'T THINK SO!"
Thanks Mom!!! I appreciate your sense of humor more every day!!!
Love, hugs, and prayers,